Alright gather round all you kiddos, and let ol' PinkiePyro show you how a blog is done.

12/17/2012.
Today I was called into the Senate to break the tie vote on whether or not to start the zombie apocalypse on 12/21/12. I voted no. Then, after dispatching the ninja assailants who had been lying in wait for me outside the capital building, I jumped onto my flying rainbow dolphin and flew off into the sunset. When I got home, I grilled up a shark and sprinkled some Rattlesnake venom on it for flavor. Finally, I finished up with a 500 scoop every flavor ice cream cone. Then, exhausted, I fell onto my bed which was made out of real clouds.