A Christmas Cracker!(CRACK)

guys guys GUYS!!!!!!!!!! i have a BRILLIANT idea! you know those christmas crackers that two people need to open? no it dosnt have biscuits insode silly! two people open it by one person holding a end, then they pull! and BANG! the cracker snap insode bangs open and you find little toys and stuff insode, i was thinking of buying my parents some for christmas, but i heard that nowadays they put prizes like crap in there. i DECIDED i would make some! EASY! exept if you wanna hear them snap and bang, you need cracker snaps, they are strips of metal material that have those little ends with a cracking noise, the strips crack when being pulled, i need them! but they arent here in Canada so i decided ill make my own that are like gift wrapped! no bangs included! if you are wondering what a christmas cracker is, Look at the picture Below,



they are AMAZING! i cant wait to make them! but um anyone have extra toilet paper rolls?

xD sorry I give them to my rabbit and we can say "crap" on here?! He he I love that word

crap is a bad word? OH NO IM SO SORRY! i thought it ment it meant that like, not so great, bad job!


IM SO SORRY I SAID IT!

realx! I say it all the time crap crap crap xD it's fine

We learned how to make crackers at school!! I haven't made one yet but I'm planning to. If you don't know how to make them you can ask me! (anybody! )

ooooh i managed to rip of all the toilet paper i can find and got the rolls, so dont start useing the bathroom extra now.

xD. I'm sorry that just sounds so funny

people, i wont give anything to my sis for christmas, so what do i give to dad and mom and baby brother who turned 2 on Wednesday?

Ummm well why aren't u gettin your bro or sis anything? And for your mom and dad maybe a picture frame made out of Popsicle sticks. And for your baby brother buy or make a little toy or blanket